[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 15/06/06 10:16pm
Author: Herman Heinklehousen
Subject: Re: Missing Elephant
In reply to:
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
's message,
"Re: Missing Elephant" on
15/06/06 11:45am
Does the elephant have any distinguishing marks, such as a small scar somewhere or one green eye and one brown? Only i
[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message
]
Replies:[> [> [>
Re: Missing Elephant -- Herman Heinklehousen Snr,
15/06/06 10:27pm
Does the elephant have any distinguishing marks such as a small scar somewhere, or one green eye and one brown?
I`m a travelling salesman you see so I will keep an eye out for him. As a matter of interest and by weird coincidence i`m selling my Mk3 Smith and Wesson elephant gun. You don`t need a licence as this particular elephant gun is an exact replica of your common or garden air rifle. I`m open to offers and would consider part exchanging said shooter for a forged signed photo of Adolf Hitler or £150 cash and a 2 year old bucket of pig`s piss. Let me know soonest as i`m a very busy man with places to go, people to see and deadlines to be met.
Yours Faithfully
Herman Heinklehousen Jnr (dad`s gone away)
[ Edit | View ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]
Forum timezone: GMT+0 VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB: Before posting please read our privacy policy. VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems. Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.
|
|