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Date Posted: 18/06/06 10:05pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Kindly come by the office

Meat Free Chicken Casserole,

Would you kindly come by the office and remove the elephant parts from our skip? They are starting to smell and the Pakistani lorry driver who empties it has refused to go near it.

By the way nice touch from Kind and Caring Problem Solvers, impaling Stanley on the Russian Made stainless steel tusk before dumping the body made Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. almost forget their loss.

Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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