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Date Posted: 27/06/06 10:03pm
Author: Percival Thoughtright III
Subject: Re: Complaint about unauthorized advertising
In reply to:
Thomas Braithwaite
's message,
"Complaint about unauthorized advertising" on
27/06/06 2:01pm
Thomas,
We here at the "Unauthorized Advertising Dept" hear you loud and clear, and will start the ball rolling directly.
Percival Thoughtright III
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Classified Adverts Brought To You By Advertising Anywhere
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MEGA SALE NOW ON - THIS WEEK ONLY - CLOSING DOWN
We've go boots, we've got coats, we've got the lot!
Look at some of these bargains -
Rubber Undies - $1/pair
Nipple Warmers - $2/pair
Sack cloth long johns - $10/pair unlimited quantities
Our lease is up, the owner has died, we're going bankrupt, whatever the reason we're closing down, so come on down and grab a bargain.
No reasonable offer refused.
FREDS CAR YARD
12 Publicity Place
Fredmontington 234234
London
Ph: 845723234
Email: freds@caryards.fredstuff.com
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For Sale - Large 2nd hand nuclear submarine, enquire Admiral Vladamir Rostov.
Can be supplied with many different accessories including -
* Mink periscope covers for that soft touch
* Wallpaper throughout
* Carpets for all traffic zones
* Modern kitchen appliances
* ICBMs - max 12 per vehicle
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Lost - brown hairy dog.
Somewhere in London area.
Ring 34536534 for reward.
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