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Date Posted: 16/12/05 11:47pm
Author: Anthony Kneebreaker
Subject: Help Wanted
I need a person to start my 1960 Cadillac Coup De'Ville mornings or anytime it is out of my sight. Driving not required, daring attitude a plus, known associates of MFCC need not apply. Job lasts till midnight the 21st. No vacation or health benifits but in the unlikley event you should be blown up during the course of your employment your widow/mother/goldfish will receive a cash settlment.
Contact me at Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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Re: Help Wanted -- Imah Bombtester,
19/12/05 8:46pm
I`m very interested in the vacancy for someone wanted to start up your car. Is it a full time post or won`t I last long?
P.S. I`m happy if you`re happy...
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Re: Help Wanted -- Anthony Kneebreaker,
19/12/05 11:53pm
Imah,
The vacancy has not been filled, it's your lucky day!
If you would just go to Freddie "The Hatchet" Dinsdale's and pick up the 59' & 61' Cadillac Coup De'Ville's he has for me. While normaly I would send two men to pick up two cars you appear to have a split personality so this should present no problems. It is a full time post, I may call on you day or night. Rest assured this is "a position for life" and comes with a very comprehensive death benefit plan, one we are proud to say you can bet your life on.
Sincerely,
Anthony Kneebreaker
>I`m very interested in the vacancy for someone wanted
>to start up your car. Is it a full time post or won`t
>I last long?
>
>P.S. I`m happy if you`re happy...
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