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Date Posted: 18/12/05 7:53am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Packages from Croatia Urgent!!!!!!!

Dear MFCC,

It seems that my associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. may have misunderstood something I might have said in the office. If you receive a parcel with Croatian postage, please place it promptly in the nearest incinerator. I repeat do not open the parcel, shake it or throw it in the Thames River. Zvonimir got some crazy idea into his head and made a call, later Vladimer told me the package may contain venomous spiders or something like that. Pankracije says he may buzz by your place later, something about windage, projectiles and some power lines to avoid at low altitude. Seems he has gotten it into his head to see your Hairy Mongolian Political Commentary Sheep up close. Those crazy Croatians! Looking forward to wrapping up this unpleasant business with the IMJW deal and talking merger after the new year.

Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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