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Date Posted: 21/12/05 9:45pm
Author: Dr Dentist Rudolpio Schmidtio
Subject: Crap Yuletide Tips

(1)
Leave the tree and decorations up all year round, saves all that fucking about once a year!
(2)
Wrap the presents up with newspaper. Saves on the expenses and see your kids faces light up with surprise!
(3)
Avoid hangovers

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[> Re: Crap Yuletide Tips -- Evil Santa, 21/12/05 10:53pm

For that extra festive touch use the obituary page to wrap presents, or if there was a gory bus or car wreck with color photos this is even better. Extra points if the recipiant is related to accident victim or recently deceased. Have another tripleshot eggnog if you bought say a tube of denture paste for aunt Lucy, she just died, you rewrapped in her obit and are giving it to your nephew and planning on telling him it's non-aerosol silly string but he has to wait till he goes home to open it.

>(1)
>Leave the tree and decorations up all year round,
>saves all that fucking about once a year!
>(2)
>Wrap the presents up with newspaper. Saves on the
>expenses and see your kids faces light up with
>surprise!
>(3)
>Avoid hangovers


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