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Date Posted: 22/12/05 1:35pm
Author: Mervyn Bustle
Subject: Re: "Why I never did your honour, it was`nt me it was that foreign gentleman with the turbon donned!
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Mervyn Bustle
's message,
"Re: "Why I never did your honour, it was`nt me it was that foreign gentleman with the turbon donned!" on
22/12/05 1:25pm
Thank you for your very zany reply
Would it be possible to transfer the "residue" to the rear of a 1st class stamp, stick it on to a buff coloured envelope and then post it to Martin who could then in turn post it to his brother in Sydney? I was just thinking, perhaps he could get that bitch of a missus of his to do all the donkey work whilst he (Martin) slumbered in front of the box watching Sky news or something similar?
In anticipation of you commenting: "Say we can`t get our hands on any buff coloured envelopes?" My reply would be "Second choice White; 3rd choice Yellow."
The only other option I could see would be to fly over to
Martin`s brother a Navahoe Indian to do a raindance for him to save on the hassle thatwould obviously be involved in setting all this up for him.
What say you, yonder scribe..?
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Re: "Why I never did your honour, it was`nt me it was that foreign gentleman with the turbon donned! -- Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry,
22/12/05 7:39pm
Sir,
While it would be totally feasible to transfer said essence of local tap water to the back of a 1st class stamp, stick it on to a buff coloured envelope and then post it to Martin. Licking the aforementioned stamp would be problematic. Once Martins bitch of a missus licked the stamp she would be overcome with thirst, drink a glass of tap water and ruin the whole thing. Using a damp sponge to moisten the stamp would likewise rehydrate the essence before it reached Martins brother in Sydney.
As for your suggestion of a Navahoe Indian to do a raindance for him, pure balderdash ! Disregarding the task of obtaining visas & inoculations for said Navahoe Indian Etc. The resulting rain would be Sydney water and not the "local tap water" he requested in the first place. By now I am sure you are currently on tenterhooks awaiting my reply or slumbering in front of the box watching Sky news or something similar. Please leave this scientific stuff to professionals like myself, well I’m off for some kippers and a pint.
Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Happy Pines Sanatorium
Post Lobotomy Ward
Room 3
London
W12 OAE
PS-You obviously take me for just another crackpot, I assure you I am as sane as say, Napoleon who is in room #2 here at the institute.
>Thank you for your very zany reply
>Would it be possible to transfer the "residue" to the
>rear of a 1st class stamp, stick it on to a buff
>coloured envelope and then post it to Martin who could
>then in turn post it to his brother in Sydney? I was
>just thinking, perhaps he could get that bitch of a
>missus of his to do all the donkey work whilst he
>(Martin) slumbered in front of the box watching Sky
>news or something similar?
>In anticipation of you commenting: "Say we can`t get
>our hands on any buff coloured envelopes?" My reply
>would be "Second choice White; 3rd choice Yellow."
>The only other option I could see would be to fly over
>to
>Martin`s brother a Navahoe Indian to do a raindance
>for him to save on the hassle thatwould obviously be
>involved in setting all this up for him.
>What say you, yonder scribe..?
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