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Date Posted: 31/12/05 11:56pm
Author: Major Bloodshot Gwallopy
Subject: Re: Reverse Poll: In light of pending demise of University of the Bleeding Obvious
In reply to: Meat Free Chicken Casserole 's message, "Reverse Poll: In light of pending demise of University of the Bleeding Obvious" on 31/12/05 11:52pm

>
>Reverse Poll: The results are supplied you fill in
>the questions.
>
>A. 31% - "It was a hairball your honour"
>B. 5% - My other goldfish is a transvestite.
>C. 65% - Shutdown should be delayed in light of the discovery of a new treatment for piles.
>D. 24% - Bing's rise from the dead was expected because my cat told me so.

MBG

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[> Re: Reverse Poll: In light of pending demise of University of the Bleeding Obvious -- Kristin Dugan (AKA Monkeypox), 1/01/06 10:38pm

Reverse Poll: The results are supplied you fill in
the questions.

A. 31% - I swear t’was never my intent to harm the goat.
B. 5% - Didn’t have any reason to lie, but did it anyway just because they could.
C. 65% - Prefer acrylic fiber to dietary supplements containing "natural stool softeners" 25 to 1
D. 24% - Had no clue Bing was dead, and are wondering who the hell it was crooning and smoking his pipe in their linen closet all these years.

Notes:
1. Random sampling of 125 respondents, the results of MFCC skipping out of mathematics class are reflected in the percentages.
2. Answers supplied by holiday fruitcakes and summer sausages have been included even though no one really cares about their opinions anyway.
3. All results become the property of UBO and will be recycled as needed.


>Reverse Poll: The results are supplied you fill in
>the questions.
>
>A. 31%
>B. 5%
>C. 65%
>D. 24%
>
>MFCC


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