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Date Posted: 14/02/06 9:25pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website.
In reply to: Meat Free Chicken Casserole 's message, "Re: "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website." on 13/02/06 10:40am

MFCC,

Hope this reaches you, I heard the snowshoe factory in Tibet burned down so I trust your good friend, Twoddly Bobshonks has access to an ICBP (intercontinental balistic penguin) to deliver this news. I have set up the website at <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.freewebs.com/captionsofrefinement/index.htm">http://www.freewebs.com/captionsofrefinement/index.htm</a>
Vladimer says hello.

Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law


>I'm writing from the top of Mount Neverest. Its bloody
>cold. My good friend, Twoddly Bobshonks, contacted me
>by foot pigeon (they walk on snow shoes, too cold to
>fly) to let me know of the Hon. R.Q. Shlockman's post.
> I'll be short as this is a modem connection, via a
>20km cable to the nearest tibetan monk temple, and
>then via a satellite - and those monks know how to
>charge for satellite time.
>
>UBO has changed my life. I used to be your ordinary
>run of the mill Wall Street billionaire, with nothing
>to do but jet around the world with my harem of
>lingerie models and playboy bunnies. I owned a fleet
>of jets and gave houses to friends at Christmas. Now
>after several attempts on my life and bizarre business
>ventures, inspired by UBO, that had no chance of
>success, I'm stuck up on top of this mountain a mental
>and financial wreck, with half a dozen wax cylinders.
>
>
>I whole heartedly support the creation of said web
>site. Brain cells are a bit sluggish at this
>temperature but here are a couple that slipped through
>the cracks -
>
>// reverse psychology
>yourenotfunny.com
>adultwebsite.com // we'd pull lots of traffic
>regardless
>DepressingCaptions.com
>
>// snobbish aristocrat theme
>UpperCrustCaptions.com
>ABetterClassOfCaption.com
>CaptionsOfRefinement.com
>
>// personification
>IWasThere.com
>IHeardThemSay.com
>HeShouldHaveSaid.com
>
>I have to rush off and milk a Mongolian Reading Sheep
>- they get so engrossed in their books they forget the
>time.
>
>MFCC

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