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Date Posted: 30/03/06 4:45pm
Author: Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Subject: Re: Cardboard eating
In reply to: Pissy Andrews 's message, "Re: Cardboard eating" on 29/03/06 6:36pm

Pissy,
Why of course I have cardboard insoles, or should I say I don't have shoes at all but only cardboard shoe shaped cutouts fastened with rubber bands to my feet. OOOOH RUBBER BANDS, oh god oh no I'm feeling SEXY. Oh no now it's gone! No, NO not my piss pot? Now what will I do till the "keepers" come in the morning. What was that about cardboard you were asking? Now I remember,broomstick,monkeywort,fart! Must go now I need my electoshock.

Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry

>Dr. P
>Thank you for the suggestions but I have a certain
>fetish for cardboard. Do you have cardboard insoles in
>your shoes or maybe you could steal some from the
>inmates in your nuthouse?
>
>It all started many years ago when as a child my
>mother would ply me with orange jublees to keep me
>quiet whilst she slept the booze off. What was a child
>doing having a baby anyway is what I ask myself now,
>still, we`ve all got our pot to piss in so to speak
>have we not?
>
>Anyway i`m off for a mammoth spliff or two.
>byeeee!!!:-)

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