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Subject: The Family Meal From Hell (Revised)

Author:
Jim AKA Rapid-Fire

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Date Posted: 17:15:59 03/19/02 Tue

(please use this version for the contest)

Knew it right away, this wasn't Taco Bell,
talking about our lousy ole meal from hell.
Sure wasn't McDonald's or Burger King,
none of us could stomach a thing.

Long John Silver's, this isn't fish,
a better last meal would be our wish.
Nothing like JB's, or Denny's either,
try eating there, you'll be a believer.

Haven�t seen one Red Lobster around,
not seafood, it�s from a compost mound.
There wasn�t anything from Sizzler there,
and it wasn�t cooked, it was rare.

Wasn't like Arby's, or KFC chicken,
didn't find one thing "finger-licken"
We'll never go back to this dive,
we're all lucky just to be alive.

This wasn't no Mom & Pop Cafe,
I feel food poisoning on the way.
From our coffins, the last that we'll say,
never eat at the Road Kill Cafe.

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Re: The Family Meal From Hell (Revised)	Deb	04:59:24 03/21/02 Thu