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Subject: Fair Food


Author:
Lori S. Maynard
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Date Posted: 16:57:01 03/21/02 Thu

The summer sun was pressing down
and melting the makeup off the clowns.
The streams were steam and the air was thick
But there was some appeal to Chick on a Stick.

The county fair had rolled in on its big wheels
And the humidity didn’t provide diners any deals.
Was the meat refrigerated, I think not.
A little barbeque hid the scars of sun rot.

Shish-ka-bob and a large, cold coke
Made its way to me and past my throat.
Fifteen-minutes, we were all in a chariot run
Looking for our best friend, Port A. John.

What’s this, no toilet paper in this plastic stall
And what is that exactly sliding down the wall?
Sun baking us all and the food that we ate.
Digestion tracks shivering after a massive shat.

©March 21, 2002 Lori S. Maynard

Couldn’t resist this one! How many times have we all been in this boat? Having ate something and having to find a bathroom ASAP? That’s my meal from hell! :)

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Re: Fair FoodTed Yahraus18:55:52 03/22/02 Fri


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