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Date Posted: 16:11:44 11/18/05 Fri
Author: Pot
Subject: Re: I'm Back...I Think..
In reply to: Marv 's message, "Re: I'm Back...I Think.." on 13:14:01 11/17/05 Thu


>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Got greeted by a new neighbor. Hope it works
>out.
>>>
>>>>> > > > WELL... We're waiting for a report. Do
>>>>>they speak English?? Are they raising children,
>>>>>goats, chickens... or all of the above? Are they
>>>>>hererosexual or monolithic?? Whassup?? Do they
>>have
>>>>>a '39 Ford coupe flathead with blue dots in the
>tail
>>>>>lights, a suicide knob on the steering wheel, knob
>>>>>cranked front windshield vents, an above the sun
>>>visor
>>>>>windshield wiper manual control, a spare in the
>>>>>"cooter hull" a .38 in the glovebox and dual cherry
>>>>>bomb mufflers?? Or do they have a mini-van and
>take
>>>>>their kids to soccer (communist kickball)....??
>Are
>>>>>they from Baxterville and brought their Grand
>Dragon
>>>>>robe with them? Can they cook without a
>>microwave??
>>>>>Do any of their children play drums or tuba?? Do
>>>they
>>>>>talk on a cellphone during dinner? All of these
>>>>>things should be researched and reported to us
>>here.
>>>>>With baited breath, we all await.... MG
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Oh! Thanks Goodness they don't have any kids!!! My
>>>>temper, patience and tolerance are even shorter than
>>>>my willie...and that's pretty short. I'd probably
>>>>shoot myself if I had to endure some shithead kids.
>>>>
>>>>All I know for sure is that they aren't car freaks,
>>>>but so far don't seem to have any strange habits or
>>>>doing any kinky stuff. We'll see what happens.
>
>>>
>>>> > No Santaria of Hoodoo yet?? So far So good...
>>
>>
>>Wal, the dude brought his new Harley Ultra Classic out
>>of storage. He may have some redeeming points after
>>all.
>
>> > NOW we're talking!! He ain't a yankee is he??


Not sure if he is a yankee. His wife's mother lives in Ohio. That may be an indication. As my passed Mama used to say while tilting her head and kinda looking through her eyebrows..."they ain't from here, ya know."

I think I may have told this story before...I left home in NE Ms in 1961, but we went/go back as often as possible. One time that we were back for a visit circa 1990, I was discussing with Mother a family that I vaguely remembered. This family had lived in our town since at least the early-mid 50s. Mom looked at me with that "look" and said "you know they aren't from here?"

Point is that folks from way up yonder in the hills don't readily "accept" new folks even after 40+ years. Please note that we were definately not from the "correct" side of the tracks. It's just the clannish way of life up there.

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