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Date Posted: 18:36:12 11/18/05 Fri
Author: marv
Subject: Re: I'm Back...I Think..
In reply to: Pot 's message, "Re: I'm Back...I Think.." on 16:11:44 11/18/05 Fri

>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Got greeted by a new neighbor. Hope it works
>>out.
>>>>
>>>>>> > > > WELL... We're waiting for a report. Do
>>>>>>they speak English?? Are they raising children,
>>>>>>goats, chickens... or all of the above? Are they
>>>>>>hererosexual or monolithic?? Whassup?? Do they
>>>have
>>>>>>a '39 Ford coupe flathead with blue dots in the
>>tail
>>>>>>lights, a suicide knob on the steering wheel, knob
>>>>>>cranked front windshield vents, an above the sun
>>>>visor
>>>>>>windshield wiper manual control, a spare in the
>>>>>>"cooter hull" a .38 in the glovebox and dual
>cherry
>>>>>>bomb mufflers?? Or do they have a mini-van and
>>take
>>>>>>their kids to soccer (communist kickball)....??
>>Are
>>>>>>they from Baxterville and brought their Grand
>>Dragon
>>>>>>robe with them? Can they cook without a
>>>microwave??
>>>>>>Do any of their children play drums or tuba?? Do
>>>>they
>>>>>>talk on a cellphone during dinner? All of these
>>>>>>things should be researched and reported to us
>>>here.
>>>>>>With baited breath, we all await.... MG
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh! Thanks Goodness they don't have any kids!!!
>My
>>>>>temper, patience and tolerance are even shorter
>than
>>>>>my willie...and that's pretty short. I'd probably
>>>>>shoot myself if I had to endure some shithead kids.
>>>>>
>>>>>All I know for sure is that they aren't car freaks,
>>>>>but so far don't seem to have any strange habits or
>>>>>doing any kinky stuff. We'll see what happens.
>>
>>>>
>>>>> > No Santaria of Hoodoo yet?? So far So good...
>>>
>>>
>>>Wal, the dude brought his new Harley Ultra Classic
>out
>>>of storage. He may have some redeeming points after
>>>all.
>>
>>> > NOW we're talking!! He ain't a yankee is he??
>
>
>Not sure if he is a yankee. His wife's mother lives
>in Ohio. That may be an indication. As my passed
>Mama used to say while tilting her head and kinda
>looking through her eyebrows..."they ain't from here,
>ya know."
>
>I think I may have told this story before...I left
>home in NE Ms in 1961, but we went/go back as often as
>possible. One time that we were back for a visit circa
>1990, I was discussing with Mother a family that I
>vaguely remembered. This family had lived in our town
>since at least the early-mid 50s. Mom looked at me
>with that "look" and said "you know they aren't from
>here?"
>
>Point is that folks from way up yonder in the hills
>don't readily "accept" new folks even after 40+ years.
> Please note that we were definately not from the
>"correct" side of the tracks. It's just the clannish
>way of life up there.
> > Unless one is from 'roun heah... they don't know the difference in "clan" and "Klan".... My suggestion for "new" neighbors is to "still hunt" until you figger out whichaway the win' blows... Ya' never know.. If they call the Po'-lice on 911 'cause you pissed on a camilia bush in your own back yard while admiring the full moon (grounding your spirit into the cosmos) and howlin' at less than 75 db, then you need to burn out the nest, but save the Harley. BTW the only "correct side of the tracks" is anywhere but the middle. Ohio anin't TOO bad, but remember... They supported Horniest Abe... the destroyer of the Constitution etc..... Offer them a "gun free zone" sign for their front door, and a Kerry or McCain bumper sticker and see what happens... If they choose either one... burn out the nes'. We've enjoyed about ALL the Manchurian Candidates we need. BTW... McCarthy was right... Murrow and Clooney are Looney....Alger Hiss???? go figger. Ol' Marv remembers... "THIS is the news"..Edward R. Murrow reporting.... Good Night and Good Luck.... You'll need it. WWL, 870, clear channel 50,000 watts. Newalins...

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