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Date Posted: 18:30:47 02/01/05 Tue
Author: Hambone
Subject: Hambone B. Soggy

> > How Do?? Ol' Bone an' he bunch done 'bout floated off down de crick. Mought as well, de outhouse lef' headed downstreem yestiday. Tooken all dem Snears an' Rareback terlit paper wif hit. We is been habbin' to Git de noospaper (De Charmin' Ledger) offin' de walls (whut wuz cubberin' up de cracks in de boads) jes to wipen our bidnesses. Weuns had to tie Mis' Maudine in de P-Row jus' in case she wuz gonna' float off. Dis partickler "Mis' Maudine" is de Josiey milkcow whut wuz named fo' Mis' Maudine, de quair direcktor down at de "Furs' Church ob' de Holy Sabbatical, Lef' handed, Dasheeky Hat(and or shirt) CME/AME/MB Sto' House Churchhouse an' BobbyQ Holy Tabernackle ob de Snoop Doggy Doo." Iffin dis' rain doan stop 'fore long, hit gonna warsh off Ol' Bone's forty ackers AN" he mule. Pore Ol' Auntie Shinbone had a nite-hoss de other nite, and woke up in a coal swet. Sed a Parasol chased her down de skreet....an' de Sun wuzzent eben shinin'. Ol' Bone doan kno on mo'. Ya'll tek keer ob one 'nother. Ol' Bone gonna go put some hot patches on dem blow-up waterwangs. Auntie Shinbone been busy sprayin' Scotchgard on de cornshuck mattress jus' in case we floats off in de nite. De Rooster an' de sista's hab been roostin' on de rafters ober de kitchen table fo' two days. Make dem skrammbubbled aigs look funny but hit ain' too bad wif Blackburn's surip an' a soppin' biscuit. Dis rain on de tin roof is inspirin'!! Ol' Bone gotta go P. Gawd Bless, Bone

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