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Date Posted: 15:53:20 02/02/05 Wed
Author: Bone
Subject: Re: Hambone B. Soggy
In reply to: Pot 's message, "Re: Hambone B. Soggy" on 06:55:16 02/02/05 Wed

>>>> > How Do?? Ol' Bone an' he bunch done 'bout
>floated
>>>off down de crick. Mought as well, de outhouse lef'
>>>headed downstreem yestiday. Tooken all dem Snears
>an'
>>>Rareback terlit paper wif hit. We is been habbin' to
>>>Git de noospaper (De Charmin' Ledger) offin' de walls
>>>(whut wuz cubberin' up de cracks in de boads) jes to
>>>wipen our bidnesses. Weuns had to tie Mis' Maudine
>in
>>>de P-Row jus' in case she wuz gonna' float off. Dis
>>>partickler "Mis' Maudine" is de Josiey milkcow whut
>>>wuz named fo' Mis' Maudine, de quair direcktor down
>at
>>>de "Furs' Church ob' de Holy Sabbatical, Lef' handed,
>>>Dasheeky Hat(and or shirt) CME/AME/MB Sto' House
>>>Churchhouse an' BobbyQ Holy Tabernackle ob de Snoop
>>>Doggy Doo." Iffin dis' rain doan stop 'fore long,
>hit
>>>gonna warsh off Ol' Bone's forty ackers AN" he mule.
>>>Pore Ol' Auntie Shinbon had a nite-hoss de other
>nite,
>>>and woke up in a coal swet. Sed a Parasol chased her
>>>down de skreet....an' de Sun wuzzent eben shinin'.
>>>Ol' Bone doan kno on mo'. Ya'll tek keer ob one
>>>'nother. Ol' Bone gonna go put some hot patches on
>>>dem blow-up waterwangs. Auntie Shinbone been busy
>>>sprayin' Scotchgard on de cornshuck mattress jus' in
>>>case we floats off in de nite. De Rooster an' de
>>>sista's hab been roostin' on de rafters ober de
>>>kitchen table fo' two days. Make dem skrammbubbled
>>>aigs look funny but hit ain' too bad wif Blackburn's
>>>surip an' a sopin' biscuit. Dis rain on de tin roof
>>>is inspirin'!! Ol' Bone gotta go P. Gawd Bless,
>>Bone >>>>>>>>>>Hambone B. VERY Soggy. So solly
>>'bout too poses... Ah So, Ding How an' Gawd Bless...
>>Bone
>
>
>Bone, what are you doing using that Blackburn's syrup?
> Now, I'm not saying Blackburns is bad stuff 'cause I
>have a half gallon jug of it in yonder, but it's just
>for 'mergencies. There's a place up yonder 'bout
>40-50 miles north of Meridian that makes ol' timey
>sorghum and ribbon cane 'lasses. I reckon their
>'lasses cooker must be pretty close to their 'still
>'cause they sell the 'lasses in 750ml bottles. Sure
>do look like whiskey bottles to me.
>
>Anyway, they make good 'lasses.
> > How Do?? Ol' Auntie Shinbone's dear departed Pappy used to make dat cane stuff, an' her Sista did fo' a while too. Unfortunately dat Sista done retired de settlin' pans. We et so much cane 'lasses 'roun heah dat de tumblebugs 'roun' de privvy wuz all time pullin' taffy. Gawd Bless, Bone

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