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Date Posted: 17:12:34 10/27/02 Sun
Author: Hambone B. 'Greein'
Subject: Re: 'Pears Lak
In reply to: d.tort 's message, "Re: 'Pears Lak" on 16:48:08 10/27/02 Sun

>>>> How Do? 'Pears Lak dis ol' boad ,bout dry up on de
>>vine. Whersoever is ya'll AT? Ol' Bone reckon Marv
>>done pizened de Pot fambly wif chesmical weapon
>>peppers. Dey ain't sed doodley lately. Marv pizened
>>de Redneck fambly and de n5rdc fambly an' seberal
>>others. He sez "he sorry." Ol' Bone see Lil' Sis up
>>in heah... How do? Sis?? Glad you is still
>>conflunctimating up deah in de frozen norf. Doan let
>>dem feds dig up yo' 'tunias. You might call de tip
>>line an' git 'em to dig up yo' fall turnip patch
>>tho... if yo' story soun's good. Dey done stole dat
>>man's stack ob farwood, an' ain't so much as offer to
>>gib him a heater. Hit been rainin' lak a cow P'ing on
>>a flat rock heah at Bone's estate. So fur, we is up
>>to 'bout 5 inches dis weekend. We is 'fraid our feets
>>is gonna mildew. Ol' Bone eben seen a 'possum up a
>>'simmon tree wif a parasol. Speakin' ob 'simmon
>>trees, whur is dat rascal Jaybird? Ol' Bob been busy
>>ridin' herd on dat bunch on de "Miami" boad. He been
>>busy at home too. Ol' Cracker must hab got stale or
>>sumpin'... Ain't seen his crumbs in nobody's bed
>>lately. Hope he OK. 'Parently dis place ain't been
>>handy lately. Dey is "shirkers" an' dey is
>>"lurkers"... Somma' you Mfuggers say sumpin'!! Gawd
>>Bless, Bone
>
>
>'Pears lak all the action is on Lil sis's Banneditos
>bbs or Gonzos Funhouse.... I still like this bbs
>'cause you don't have to sign in...Howdy Bone...
> > > How Do? Dey ain't no offense intended, but Ol' Bone got a dumb assed usda inspected govt. issue african yard dawg named "Gonzo" (you know, sucks aigs an' bites de Reberrint Osmosis on de groin when he visits..) Ol' Bone jus' impared cause he caint git ober dat.. Ol' Bone haf to put he foot up ol' Gonzo's rumpus room ebery now an' den... Bone sho' nuff doan need to be postin' on dat boad. Ol' Bone doan 'member vistinin' Sis' boad, but dat doan necessarilly mean Bone ain't been dere. Senior moments an' Evan Wimmuns doan always mix. Bone gonna plead de fif' degree... but Bone digress. Gawd Bless, Bone

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Re: 'Pears Lak -- Lil sis, 18:51:11 10/27/02 Sun