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Subject: What is your New Year's Resolution


Author:
Pearry Reginald Teo
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Date Posted: 19:17:55 12/26/01 Wed

Now that christmas is damn well over and everyone is broke as hell, there really is nothing to do (since we don't have any money left) but to stare at your room ceilings and think of your new year's resolution.

Here is mine:
-To blow up my DVD player because I've been watching too much movies
-to buy a pad for my mouse because it started menstrating (maybe tampons too if I have enough money)
-to be able to squueze into my microwave
-to meet Gargamel and Azreal in real person, I couldn't giva damn about smurfs
-to make more time to traumatize Reagan
-to invent a formula that makes you pee all kinds of different colored urine (mix it with coke or sprite for best effect!)
-and last but not least.....i resolve not to keep any of my previous resolutions because I just wanna drool, scratch my anus and fart all year long.

So...what's yours?

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Re: What is your New Year's ResolutionReagan12:55:09 12/27/01 Thu
Re: What is your New Year's ResolutionVee18:00:04 12/27/01 Thu
Re: What is your New Year's ResolutionJUSTINthemood01:20:25 12/29/01 Sat
Re: What is your New Year's ResolutionJason13:58:45 12/29/01 Sat


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