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Date Posted: 10:57:00 09/14/02 Sat
Author: Michael Conway
Subject: dirty diva

Nidia, you are the best female wrestler in years! I want you to reach the top. Here are two suggestions to help you on the path to superstardom.
First: Bill yourself as the Dirty Diva.
Second: Don't tie yourself down to one guy. Nidia chasing after all the guys in the lockeroom would be hysterical.
Third: Stop shaving your armpits. Wait! Hear me out. Half the guys in the crowd would find it sexy. The other half would act grossed out. Either way, they would all be waiting for the moment you raise your arms in victory. The crowd would go mad every time you won a match. Imagine how wild they would go when you put one of the Barbie Doll Divas in a reverse headlock and smashed her nose into your bushy armpit. It would be your own version of the Stinkface.
You would rapidly become the girl everyone loves to hate. I hope you take my advice. I have been a wrestling fan for forty years in Memphis, the wrestling capital of the world. I know this would put you over and make you the WWE's top female.

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