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Subject: Re: +chuckles+ Indeed.


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Cristo
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Date Posted: 16:14:39 03/26/03 Wed
In reply to: Fox 's message, "+chuckles+ Indeed." on 14:18:43 03/26/03 Wed
 "A rarity are they?New faces that is?I was born with the gift of gab and believe me you'll wish I'd never set foot in here."stands thoughtful for a minute,"Though should you tell to be quiet I'll zip right on up.Yes I will.Right on up I say.Why the zipper on my lips will be so tight you'll wonder if I'm able to breath at all.So any time you tell me to shush I'll shush right away.Yes I will.Good at shutting up I am.I'll just shut right on up and you won't hear a peep out of me 'till you give me the o.k..You'll wonder where I learned to shut up so good.Yes you will.I may be ready to burst but I won't let a word cross my tongue until you say I can.Yes sir.Why quiet is my middle name.It surely is.I can shut up right in the middle of a conversation and not even fidget.Quiet Cristo is what they should call me.Why I've even had some ask me if I had a tongue before.Can you believe it?Well they did.It was because I was so silent.It surely was.I was so silent you could hear the crickets chirp.You surely could.Why I'm so quiet that I could be standing right in the middle of a talking contest and not utter a word.I surely wouldn't.No sir,I'm as quiet as they come.You'll not find a one quieter than me.No way.'Tis impossible I'd say.Quite impossible.So impossible that there's probably only one of me born every one million years.A rare thing I am.So rare you'll wonder how you even ended up talking to me.That is if I'm talking at the time.You might talk and talk away and I'll never say a word.You'll think wow,how can he be so quiet.Why he must be one in a million.You'd be right too in guessing one in a million.No sir,not one in ten,not one in one hundred,not one in a thousand,but one in a million.Yes that would surely be correct.One in a million."stops catching his breath."So you just say the word and I'll be quiet."he smiles cheerily.
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::laughs:: We'll let you know when you should be quiet.Yuke17:49:26 03/26/03 Wed

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