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Subject: [笑話]我的野蠻女友


Author:
隨感
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Date Posted: 12:52:20 09/29/02 Sun

前段時間,我買了塊電視卡,裝在電腦上看電視的。正好我的女朋友來找我玩,她是電腦白痴,就只會上QQ,我在她面前演示了一番, 她果然用崇拜的語氣說:" 你好厲害,電腦都能看電視啊? "
「小意思啦!」
「你好棒啊!」
「呵呵!」
「我也要玩!」
「好啊!你先玩,我給你拿飲料去。」


等我回來,發現女朋友不見了 ,電腦螢幕卻留下了一堆字:

C:\電視

Bad command or file name

C:\看電視

Bad command or file name

C:\開電視

Bad command or file name

C:\打開電視

Bad command or file name

C:\電視開

Bad command or file name

C:\開

Bad command or file name

C:\我要看電視

Bad command or file name

C:\我要看中央6

Bad command or file name

C:\衛視中文

Bad command or file name

C:\ ......我要看電視啦!

Bad command or file name

C:\我火大羅

Bad command or file name

C:\到底給不給看ㄚ

Bad command or file name

C:\@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^

Bad command or file name

C:\臭電視

Bad command or file name

C:\以後不跟你玩了

Bad command or file name

C:\唉呦...拜託啦...開一下

Bad command or file name

C:\真的不開

Bad command or file name

C:\真的....

Bad command or file name

C:\真的不開

Bad command or file name

C:\真的....

Bad command or file name

C:\好...給我記住...

Bad command or file name

C:\format C:

Warning, All Data On Non-Removable Disk
Drive C: Will Be Lost
Proceed With Format (Y/N)?

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Replies:
Subject Author Date
似乎她不是電腦白痴 ... 而真的是short ga @﹏@ ~~ (NT)littleman17:09:49 09/29/02 Sun
.....近排唔知做咩 .... 又用錯名 .... @@ littleman = 我.... (NT)夾亂仔 ~17:10:59 09/29/02 Sun


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