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Subject: 吸煙


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Date Posted: 13:33:02 09/29/02 Sun

五個孩子在廁所吸煙,被訓導主任看見,訓導主任告訴其班主任,班主任次日找們五個談話。
老師:“你吸煙嗎?”
學生A:“吸……”
老師:“吸?你很光榮嘛!回家叫家長!!”
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學生A回去後和另外四個說:“老師問你們吸煙嗎你們說不吸,有事我負責。”
一會後.......
老師:“你吸煙嗎?”
學生B:“不吸。”
那吃根薯條吧。”說著老師遞過薯條。
學生B自然的伸出兩個指頭……
老師:“不吸?回家把家長叫來!”
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老師:“吸煙嗎?”
學生C:“不吸。”
那吃根薯條吧。”
學生C小心的接過薯條,心中暗暗感激學生B。
老師:“不沾點番茄醬嗎?”
學生C一不留神將醬沾多了,便開始往碗里彈……
老師:“不吸?煙灰彈的很熟練嘛……家長叫來!”
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老師:“吸煙嗎?”
學生D:“不……吸……”
學生D吃完薯條已是汗流浹背)
學生D:“謝謝……老師……沒事的話我先回去了。”
老師:“你不給你同學帶根吃嗎?”
學生D:“謝謝老師。”說著把薯條放在耳朵上……
老師:“知道我該說什麼了吧?”
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老師:“吸煙嗎?”
學生E:“不吸……”
總算把薯條安心放在口袋里……)
學生E轉身想走,老師突然喊到:“校長來了!”
只見學生E把薯條從口袋里拿出來放到地上使勁的踩.......
老師:......................

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