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Date Posted: 16:24:42 03/26/02 Tue
In reply to: Cherry~~ 's message, "生氣、憤怒、抓狂以及哭笑不得有什麼不同?" on 13:56:27 03/26/02 Tue

>話說~~~~
>
>某天小華問爸爸：「爸，生氣、憤怒、抓狂以及哭笑不得有什?>礞ㄕP？」
>
>小華的爸爸說：「我做個實驗你就懂了。」
>
>於是他翻開電話簿，隨便找了一個叫做林ＸＸ的人便撥了電話?>K…
>電話一接通，小華爸爸按下擴音鍵讓小華聽清楚──
>
>小華爸爸：請問李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：你打錯了。
>小華爸爸：少來了，李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：跟你說你打錯了！說著就把電話掛了。
>之後，小華爸爸又打電話過去──
>小華爸爸：請問李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：誰啦！你打錯了。
>小華爸爸：請問李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：媽的，神經病。> > 又把電話掛了。
>小華爸爸又撥了一通──
>小華爸爸：請問李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：你到底是誰？少無聊了！
>小華爸爸：我是連戰，我要找李登輝──
>
>林ＸＸ：白癡啊，我還陳水扁哩。去死好了！！說完就把電話?>洃W。
>
>小華爸爸告訴小華：「這就是生氣。接下來讓你看看什麼叫憤?>膇a。」
>小華爸爸又撥一通過去──
>小華爸爸：請問李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：欠扁是不是？要找李登輝打去總統府！
>
>媽的，你要是敢再打來就試試看……說完就更用力的甩上電話?>C
>
>小華爸爸告訴小華：「這就是憤怒。接下來讓你看看什麼叫抓?>g吧。」
>接著，小華爸爸又撥了一通，
>這次隔了一段時間才有人接，電話一接通
>林ＸＸ：Ｘ你娘！去你老……
>（在林ＸＸ破口大罵的同時……）
>小華爸爸：請問是林公館嗎？
>
>林ＸＸ：喔……喔，對不起，很抱歉因為剛有人惡作劇，我不?>O故意要罵你的。
>小華爸爸：沒關係，請問李登輝在嗎？
>林ＸＸ：哇！！你娘卡好……
>這次沒等他罵完，小華爸爸就把電話掛了。
>「這就是抓狂，」小華爸爸告訴小華：「你懂了嗎？」
>
>「嗯，」小華點點頭：「但──什麼是『哭笑不得』呢？」
>
>小華爸爸笑笑，又打給林ＸＸ，林ＸＸ快速接起電話──
>林ＸＸ：喂！你他媽的存心要……
>小華爸爸：我是李登輝，請問剛剛有人找我嗎？
>
>
> 打分數: 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100

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