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近期人人也post笑話,小弟也不甘後人,轉貼一個另類的吧!

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Date Posted: 00:18:38 03/27/02 Wed

罵人最厲害的，就是對方根本察覺不出來你是在罵他，
還跟著融入你話中的情境裡...............
一個八十歲的老人去做健康檢查。

檢查途中，老人不斷向醫師炫耀，他新婚的妻子多好又多好。

「她才二十五歲！」老人叫道。
「我們結婚四個月，你知道她對我有多忠貞？
她無時不刻需要我，黏我黏到我都感到厭煩了！」

「而且，」老人又說：「告訴你，她最近還懷孕了！」

醫師靜靜地聽著。不發一言

「怎樣？」老人得意洋洋地說。「不錯罷！」

醫師抬起頭，看他一眼。「這讓我想到一位失散多年的朋友。」醫師緩緩開口。

「他跟我說過一個故事,他在非洲狩獵時遇上的故事。當時，他在草原上，遇到一頭獅子。他立刻從背上抓下槍來瞄準。然而，他立刻發現他錯了，他拿到的是雨傘，不是槍。」

「這時已經太遲，獅子正站在他面前，就要撲過來。他沒辦法，只好把雨傘扛上肩,用盡吃奶的力量『砰！砰！砰！』大叫三聲。奇蹟發生了，那獅子竟然倒下來，死掉了。」

「狗屎！這怎麼可能？」老人大叫。「那一定是別人幹的！」
「我也這麼覺得。」醫師說...

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Subject	Author	Date
哈! 果然厲害... (NT)	Frnkaie	00:29:06 03/27/02 Wed

好似看過呀！ (NT)	小僕！	01:50:37 03/27/02 Wed

哈哈~那醫生雖是高招,但伯伯卻不知其話中有骨,那麼罵了便等於無罵了,因此若是我便會選擇個寞直接了當的方法~ (NT)	鬼教皇	11:34:59 03/27/02 Wed