笑話?我又post返個上尼先~不過這個笑話真的不太好笑,但卻蘊含不少喻意啊 -- 5D~~MeSsAgE BoArD

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笑話?我又post返個上尼先~不過這個笑話真的不太好笑,但卻蘊含不少喻意啊

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和樂老鬼

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Date Posted: 22:27:33 03/26/02 Tue

牧師、和尚及喇嘛，這天相約到湖上泛舟。
喇嘛忽然站起來說：「噢！對了，我的車上
有我與達賴喇嘛的照片，我去拿給你們看！」
說完便跳下船，以神乎其技的蜻蜓點水方式，
三步兩步地走過湖面到岸邊的汽車上取出照片，
之後又以相同的方式回到船上。

牧師在一旁看了這一幕，不禁對喇嘛的道行
心生敬畏。不一會兒，和尚也說：「啊！我
的車上有上次和星雲法師的合照，我也去拿
來給二位瞧瞧！」說完也跳下船，用著與喇
嘛相同的方式輕輕鬆鬆地走過湖面，拿了相
片回來。

牧師在旁一看，也對和尚的功力深深佩服。
牧師心想，同樣是神職人員，當然不能給上
帝沒面子！於是他站起來說：「我的車上有
上次到梵蒂岡和教宗的合照，我去帶來給二
位看。」說完也跳下船，結果噗通一聲整個
人沉到湖裡！他掙扎的游回船上，想說可能
是沒祈禱之故，於是開始虔誠地禱告，然後
又跳下船。但還是噗通一聲整個人沉到湖底
。他又掙扎回到船上，並開始有生以來最用
力最虔誠的禱告，然後又跳下船去，結果還
是噗通一聲整個人沉到湖底。

一旁的和尚與喇嘛看了後討論說：

「咦，我們要不要告訴他那些石頭的位置」

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Subject	Author	Date
哈!	隨感	00:00:20 03/27/02 Wed

它的含意不下一二,而含意是甚麼則因人而異,而我就想聽聽阿聰你既見解喇~小弟願聞其詳 (NT)	和樂老鬼	11:41:02 03/27/02 Wed