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笑話!!!

Author:
xjapan

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Date Posted: 21:04:47 04/11/02 Thu

教室裡，有三個山東籍的學生在上課互傳東西…
老師發現後責問：「你們做什麼？」
只見其中一個學生說：「他奶奶的 B。」「什麼？」老師有點生氣的說：「再說一次！」
「他奶奶的 Bi。」學生又說了一次，
老師氣得捶桌大叫：「你再給我說一次！」
「他奶奶的 Bi呀…　」學生怕怕的說語畢，
老師已拿起籐條開始追打！

學生一邊跑、一邊哭著叫：「他奶奶的Bi、他奶奶的Bi嘛！」
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（他拿他的筆、他拿他的筆嘛！）
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"懶"

有一次~小明到學校..老師看見他右手斷了,便問:
"才幾天不見,你的手是怎麼了?"
小明說:"因為我懶ㄚ~"
老師又問:"為什麼懶手就會斷?"
他回答:"有一次上學途中,走阿走阿.就有一顆小石子跑到我的鞋子裡....結果我就右手扶著電線竿,左腳在半空中抖阿抖,想把它抖出來.......後來就有一位阿伯拿著木棍衝過來把我的手打斷了!"
老師問:"為什麼"
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"哀~他以為我觸電"

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