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xjapan

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Date Posted: 21:16:44 04/11/02 Thu

Made in Japan
日本觀光客到台灣旅遊，叫了一部計程車要到機場搭飛機...

　在路上，一部車從旁開了過去，只見日本觀光客叫道：
　　「Ooh～ TOYOTA﹙豐田﹚! made in japan! very fast! (日本製！跑得非常快！)」

接著又一部車駛近，日本觀光客又大呼：
　　「Ooh～ Nissan﹙日產﹚! made in japan! very fast!」

　就在計程車司機快受不了的時候，又一部車超了過去，日本觀光客又叫了：
　　「Ooh～ Mitsubishi﹙三菱﹚! made in japan! very fast!」

終於，到了機場。
司機：「3000元。」

日本觀光客驚呼：「why so expensive? it's only a short distance!」
　　（怎麼那麼貴？這只是短程而已呀！）

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司機：「Ooh～計程車計費表！made in japan！very fast！！」
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中翻英
某次期末考,英文題目如下:
※中翻英:
1.我穿上外套,卻發現扣子掉了。
2.他聽到電話鈴聲,就去接起電話。
英文最破的小摩寫了以下的答案:
1.Shit!
2.Hello!
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過夜
有一個老博士去朋友家玩,
但一進門外面就下起大雨，
朋友好心留博士過夜，
朋友有事離開一下回來時卻看不到博士，
突然看到博士全身濕濕的走進來，
朋友問他去哪？
博士說：你不是要留我過夜，我回去拿睡衣了

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