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Subject: Quotes of an adult nature (not necessarily of a mature nature)

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Date Posted: 00:41:25 01/03/02 Thu

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
- Matt Groening, From "Basic Sex Facts For Today'S Youngfolk" In Life In Hell

You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
- Steve Martin

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. --P.J. O'Rourke

"Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!"
-- James Joyce

The Clinton administration said they were opposed to allowing masturbation to be taught in school, but they could support a minute of silent masturbation.
-- Daniel Schorr (not an exact quote)

To sex a thing means wanting it to live. Confucius

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
- Unknown

(Not sure who said the rest of these.)

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

When you're feeling so low that you have to reach up to touch bottom, whose bottom you touch can make a big difference.

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Author: LoverNotFighter [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:55:57 01/03/02 Thu Sex is dirty only if it's done right. That kind of sums it up...but if done with an authoritarian teacher type it is even better??