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Subject: Re: Beauty Is Only Skin Deep...

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Date Posted: 11:19:55 01/03/02 Thu
In reply to: WN 's message, "Beauty Is Only Skin Deep..." on 10:14:37 01/03/02 Thu

>Ugly be TO THE BONE!!
>
>I have long ago dropped the concept of exterior beauty
>as being preferential. If I can't touch your heart
>and you can't touch mine, you be da ugly :)

Just to show that I practice equal opportunity ridicule, I see physical perfection as a major character flaw. Anyone who spends that much time on the body is seriously neglecting important things like debauchery.

Or as my friend Randy told me once when we were sitting in lawn chairs at a trail head in the Canyonlands, "Those damn granola crunchers scare me. They're just climbing rocks. They aren't even looking at the goddamn beauty of that mother of a whole in the ground." (This sentence is best read as it was said--between gulps of Fosters. And no offence, Kev. When you get off the rocks, Randy and I will be happy to share the beer.)

>
>When people ask me if I'm a tit or ass man, I say "the
>brain."
>

Skinny chicks come without tits and ass. Fat chicks come with tits and ass that are difficult to distinguish from one another. Either without a brain is just damn scary.

Best to go with someone who practices bodily moderation (not necessarily the same as physical moderation). And a really warped brain is just gravy.

>For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my
>heart. It was not my lips you kissed but my soul.
>Something in your words captured my soul & every night
>you are in my dreams

I like a man who talks like that. Makes me all fuzzy and tingly. Now what's a girl to do 'bout that? :)

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