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Subject: Has anybody ever wondered...


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Date Posted: 22:58:35 01/04/02 Fri

if the person who invented pop up boxes was forced to eat dryer lint as a child?

Or why when it gets really late at night that would be the very next thing that crosses my mind after the thought what kind of woman would keep a man from seeing his child on Christmas day?

Douglas Adams said flying was aiming for the ground and missing. Somehow this goes with the other sentences. Someone figure it out for me, please. I'm going to bed now.

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[> Subject: What Kind Of Woman...


Author:
WN
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Date Posted: 06:53:31 01/05/02 Sat

what kind of woman would keep a man from
>seeing his child on Christmas day?

She would be the same woman that would prevent the child from seeing him on his birthday, not reminding the child to send a Happy Father's Day card, a Valentine's card, wouldn't allow the child to see the father on Easter, Halloween, 4th of July, or any special event. She would teach the child to be just like she is.

She would say she isn't a bitter woman and isn't revengeful. She would say she wanted the father to have a relationship with the child. She would say she isn't saying bad things about the father to the child. The surprise will be on her when the child reaches about 15 and the child realizes what "mommy" has done. This is a woman that needs medication and assistance to help her learn not to hate herself. Her name is Judy. She is thankfully my ex wife.

This kind of woman is a miserable person. Unhappy, angry, hateful, nasty, thinks everything is someone else's fault, and is a compulsive liar with no morals. She is living in hell. For that, I am pleased :)
[> [> Subject: Re: What Kind Of Woman...


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S
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Date Posted: 07:14:42 01/05/02 Sat

>what kind of woman would keep a man from
>>seeing his child on Christmas day?
>
>She would be the same woman that would prevent the
>child from seeing him on his birthday, not reminding
>the child to send a Happy Father's Day card, a
>Valentine's card, wouldn't allow the child to see the
>father on Easter, Halloween, 4th of July, or any
>special event. She would teach the child to be just
>like she is.
>
>She would say she isn't a bitter woman and isn't
>revengeful. She would say she wanted the father to
>have a relationship with the child. She would say she
>isn't saying bad things about the father to the child.
> The surprise will be on her when the child reaches
>about 15 and the child realizes what "mommy" has done.
> This is a woman that needs medication and assistance
>to help her learn not to hate herself. Her name is
>Judy. She is thankfully my ex wife.
>
>This kind of woman is a miserable person. Unhappy,
>angry, hateful, nasty, thinks everything is someone
>else's fault, and is a compulsive liar with no morals.
> She is living in hell. For that, I am pleased :)

Damn. I thought I was talking about a woman named Jen who lives in Missouri. Must be a lot of that going around. I can't imagine.

Long story. But, damn. And she used to seem like a nice person. The personality changes that took place--or should I say the bad qualities that made themselves oh, so visable--the day the woman woke up hacking up word divorce were astounding. Mind-boggling.

Children are the center of the universe. Anyone who jerks a child around doesn't even get to pass go on the way to HELL. Just a personal opinion.

I recommend a large bottle of psycho-stabilizing pills and an even larger kick in the ass.

If that doesn't work, I know somebody who knows somebody in New Orleans who can...well, I'm not allowed to say, actually. Negotiations are strictly private.

Never underestimate the power of hoo doo. :)
[> [> [> Subject: You Remind Me Of The Man....


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WN
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Date Posted: 07:23:38 01/05/02 Sat

"You remind me of the man."

"What man?"

"The man with the hoo doo."

"Hoo doo?"

"You do."

"Do what?"

"Remind me of the man."

(continued until the other projectile vomits)
[> [> [> [> Subject: Muthahs


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s
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Date Posted: 07:30:43 01/05/02 Sat

Mothers are "flexible, manipulative opportunists."


Quote from Scientific American. They seemed to mean it in a good way, but I think the field is wide open now that I've lifted it out of context.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Muthahs


Author:
WN
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Date Posted: 07:33:35 01/05/02 Sat

>Mothers are "flexible, manipulative opportunists."

That sounds so much nicer than "fucking bitch" now, doesn't it?
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: This guy should learn to speak his mind.


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S
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Date Posted: 07:37:03 01/05/02 Sat

Men were raised to speak their mind say exactly what they mean, while women, on the other hand, were raised as evil and manipulative by their evil and manipulative mothers, who belong to a secret society, and who are plotting very evil and manipulative plans to…. Err… I've said too much already. Back to the point, women have a secret way of communication, so there is always a hidden message in everything said.


--quote from slightly bitter guy with his own web site.


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