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Subject: To be a nude Author: S [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 17:59:27 01/06/02 Sun Take off your clothes and stand five or ten feet away from a painter of nudes. Kenneth Koch [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Would you try it? Author: Van Gogh [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:40:43 01/07/02 Mon I've nude sunbathed many times at Blacks Beach, but never stood nude for a painting...I would, but would want a month's preparation back in the gym first.

[> [> Subject: I wouldn't pose nude for a Polaroid. Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:55:15 01/07/02 Mon Unless, of course, there was a promise to immediately destroy it--or maybe give Tae Bo a couple of weeks to repair damages done by Christmas cookies first. :) I dunno. Maybe a Renaissance painting. The older I get the more I believe those were the people who understood the beauty of the female form.

[> [> [> Subject: Always caution with photos Author: Kevlar Kid [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 09:18:05 01/07/02 Mon >Unless, of course, there was a promise to immediately >destroy it--or maybe give Tae Bo a couple of weeks to >repair damages done by Christmas cookies first. :) > You might end up all over the internet if someone has a photograph of you. A painting though would be nice, something that could even be glorified a little if necessary. A painting can be much more flattering than a photograph. Now, ready for video conferrencing??

[> [> [> [> Subject: Yes, I own a web cam. Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:23:05 01/07/02 Mon Now, ready for video conferrencing?? But I ain't pointing it at my neked chest. Toes maybe. Will that do?

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Smiling faces are enough Author: Hugh Heffner [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 13:44:55 01/07/02 Mon a sensual smile can do more than a naked body...

[> [> [> Subject: Flatbed Scanners & Me Author: WN [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:38:49 01/07/02 Mon I tried to scan my "unit" on a flatbed scanner once and discovered that I had to fold it in half to make it fit. (THUD)

[> [> [> [> Subject: And, No, It Wasn't A Business Card Scanner, Thank You Very Much Author: WN [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:41:56 01/07/02 Mon

[> [> [> [> Subject: Are talking length or width on the scanner? Author: A [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:54:51 01/07/02 Mon Photo scanner? Document scanner? Industrial? Autofeed? And did you get good resolution?

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: That was me. I told you I couldn't see today. Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:56:08 01/07/02 Mon

[> [> [> [> Subject: Length off Author: Won Hong Lo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:16:03 01/07/02 Mon >I tried to scan my "unit" on a flatbed scanner once >and discovered that I had to fold it in half to make >it fit. > >(THUD)

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Length off Author: Hugh G. Rection [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:25:06 01/07/02 Mon >>I tried to scan my "unit" on a flatbed scanner once >>and discovered that I had to fold it in half to make >>it fit. >> >>(THUD) Lay it on me, pal (not literally)....shall we call this the "Hang Ten" contest? :)

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Corvettes and... Author: Won Hong Lo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:52:09 01/07/02 Mon A tiger was tooling around the jungle in his brand new Corvette, when he comes across an elephant stuck in quicksand. The tiger backs his vette up to the quicksand, ties a rope to his chassis and throws it to the elephant. The elephant grabbed the rope with his nose and the tiger pulled him out. The elephant says, "We elephants never forget and if you are ever in need I will repay your kindness." Well, about a month later, the elephant hears this ractious roaring and goes to investigate. He finds the very same tiger mired in quicksand. The elephant quickly moves up and stradles the quicksand pit and drops his ________. The tiger grabs hold and the elephant pulls him to safety. and the moral of the story is.... ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . You don't need a Corvette to pick up pu$$y if you have a big schlong!

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Two Guys On A Bridge... Author: WN [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:28:10 01/07/02 Mon taking a leak both bragging about the size of "it." One guy says... "Damn, that water is cold!!" Other one says... "And deep, too!!"