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Subject: Screwin' time

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S

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Date Posted: 15:23:32 01/07/02 Mon

Screw the Bitch: Divorce Tactics for Men
By Dick Hart (Loompanics Unlimited, 1991)

From the publishing house that brought you Surviving in a Prison, The Secrets of Methamphetamine Manufacture and How to Start Your Own Country comes this "no-holds-barred, one-sided look at getting the most out of a divorce." Must reading for any vengeance-inclined male who's even remotely considering schlepping down the aisle.

Sensational Sampler (actual excerpt):

You can avoid [alimony] payments by reducing your income or getting yourself fired. This is easy, and only a grave error on your part will give you away.
Cancel utilities to your address, effective on the day you move [out]. Ideally, you should move on a Friday, so that your wife will be stranded during the weekend without electricity, telephone, water, etc.

The [rented] storage room provides a secret place for financial records, tangible assets, illegal substances, and other material you may want to keep from your wife. If your secret hobby is cross-dressing, keep your hobby in the storage room.

Cancel her health insurance if she's carried on your policy. This is most effective if she needs regular medical care, and if you're a member of a health maintenance organization, where they'll stop accepting her card after you cancel. . . . This is an extremely nasty trick, and can be very effective as a harassment technique, because some doctors won't accept patients without health insurance or the ability to pay "up front."

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Stay tuned for more new and improved ideas on revenge as hobby....

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[> Subject: Re: Screwin' time

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Date Posted: 15:32:16 01/07/02 Mon

I haven't seen any good Google ideas for women yet, so I'm just gonna have to get creative.

--If he works in a smoke free environment, taking your friends to his apartment during the workday to sit in his closet chain smoking is always fun.
--Many wonderful things can be mailed to the office. These vary depending on whether he's boppin' the person who collects the mail. Reminders for certain medical exams work. But even better is HOO DOO. I can set you up with a kickin' mailable hex involving his favorite panties and old photographs of him (slightly altered).
--Most teenage girls can be bribed to show up at an inoportune business luncheon crying over a pregnancy scare. No one ever believes him when he says he's never seen her before in his life.

So many to chose from. So little time. I think I'll stop while I still have a few male friends, though.

[> [> Subject: Re: Screwin' time
Author: S [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:37:28 01/07/02 Mon Here's one. I knew a woman who found out her husband was screwing the "girl next door." One day she came home from grocery shopping. He was in the front yard watering the grass. She drove her Buick straight into him. But then, we all know that woman, don't we?

[> Subject: Divorce sux
Author: Johnny Carsan [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:18:53 01/08/02 Tue I have seen so many men taken to the cleaners by women in divorce situations. I believe divorces should be equitable and if children are involved they should be the prime concern. Many women abuse this situation though.

[> [> Subject: The Answer
Author: WN [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:23:58 01/08/02 Tue "Never marry a woman who makes less money than you do."

[> [> [> Subject: Re: The Answer

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Date Posted: 09:26:02 01/08/02 Tue

>"Never marry a woman who makes less money than you do."

Or any man who has less insurance than you do. :)

I work very hard to make twice the salary anyone I've ever dated makes. There is a degree of perverse satisfaction in that. But what I'd really like is a kept man. Someone who keeps the house looking purty and rubs my feet when I come in from work. That's when you know the wymens has won.

I'm sick to death of men and women jacking children around. For every story I can tell you of a woman who took a man to the cleaners, I can match it with a story of a man who pissed away the child suport at the Biloxi Grande. And vise versa.

Human nature is a nasty thing, and there's nothing like a divorce to make it rear it's ugly head. Selfishness, greed and general meanness know no gender. Everyone is guilty. Which ever partner is the most guilty in any divorce--male or female--should be forced to hand over every last scrap of cash for the childrens' general welfare and the peace and mental stability of the parent with a slim hope left of not completely screwing up the little brats for life.

Just a personal theory. Haven't gotten very far on the implementation.

[> [> [> Subject: I'll second that notion
Author: A kept Toy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:14:55 01/08/02 Tue Children should never have to hurt.