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Subject: Re: Screwin' time

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Date Posted: 15:32:16 01/07/02 Mon
In reply to: S 's message, "Screwin' time" on 15:23:32 01/07/02 Mon

I haven't seen any good Google ideas for women yet, so I'm just gonna have to get creative.

--If he works in a smoke free environment, taking your friends to his apartment during the workday to sit in his closet chain smoking is always fun.
--Many wonderful things can be mailed to the office. These vary depending on whether he's boppin' the person who collects the mail. Reminders for certain medical exams work. But even better is HOO DOO. I can set you up with a kickin' mailable hex involving his favorite panties and old photographs of him (slightly altered).
--Most teenage girls can be bribed to show up at an inoportune business luncheon crying over a pregnancy scare. No one ever believes him when he says he's never seen her before in his life.

So many to chose from. So little time. I think I'll stop while I still have a few male friends, though.

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Author: S [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:37:28 01/07/02 Mon Here's one. I knew a woman who found out her husband was screwing the "girl next door." One day she came home from grocery shopping. He was in the front yard watering the grass. She drove her Buick straight into him. But then, we all know that woman, don't we?