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Subject: You too can recite poetry.


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Date Posted: 12:56:40 01/08/02 Tue
 The Shortest Poem Ever

Balls.
Adam had 'em.


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This is a favorite recitation of Gordon Weaver, my teacher, my hero, the dirtiest old man I ever split a lime with in my life.


**Note: "Split a lime" in this case is not a euphemism. We put the lime in the gin and tonics, of course.
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