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Orb Wedding?

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Tamil Nadu

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Date Posted: 14:28:51 01/27/02 Sun

Interesting rumour going around these parts that Orb's main man, Alex Patterson, is to Wed Japanese Pop Idol Ayumi Hamasaki. Apperently the two met during a Jam session in Tokyo fashionable 'Minami-Senju' district. Icon to billions, Hamasaki (19) was seen to leave the Session with balding guru of Space Dub (47) and the two have been seen together on many occasions subsequently, the most recent of which was a the Fukuoaka launch of Ayu's new single, 'Towers of Luv'
Sounds like Alex P, Graduate of Stirling Uni (Scotch), has hit the Jack pot as Hamasaki is not only as cute as a button, but has enough money to sedate a large bull elephant. She also has her own range of Mobile phones which was bound to be a turn on for technology obsessed Patterson.

So will they make it to the Alter for the music MArraige of the Century? Lets hope so!

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[> Subject: Re: Orb Wedding?
Author: Britney's baw bag [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 03:04:01 01/28/02 Mon what a dirty (lucky) bastard. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Orb Wedding?
Author: hunting dingo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:53:40 01/28/02 Mon Not so. For She has a deep dark secret. Very deep (374m aprox) and darker than a power-cut in a dark factory. Oh yes [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Orb Wedding?
Author: Jessica Parkers Handbag [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 05:58:22 02/01/02 Fri .....wait a minute.....374m deep.....sounds like a girl I met whilst touring the souther regions of the Sahara as a youth. At night we would shelter in her lush labia and sing songs that reminded us of the homeland. Why, if it wasn't for her I wouldn't be here now. God Bless those deep dark secrets. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]