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Date Posted: 16:09:51 09/20/04 Mon
Author: E
Subject: This is the final draft of the Flyer. So what do you think?

University Bible Fellowship
@WIU

U.B.F. would like to invite you to become a blind follower “sheep” in our zealot religious group. Through our instruction known as “shepherding” you can expect the following:

1.You will be allowed to spend your free time recruiting, attending meetings, preparing to attend meetings, or guilty for not spending your time preparing for meetings.
2. You will have the opportunity to give us all your available money as “thanksgiving” offerings.
3. You will be discouraged from seeing non-UBF “chosen” people including your family and friends.
4. You will be allowed to use your vacation time to attend UBF conferences and prepare very personal life stories to share with complete strangers.
5. You will be strongly discouraged from making friends with any members of the opposite sex.
6. We will take away your burden of having to choose for yourself what to study, where to live, and who to marry.
7. We are sure that this is the best Christian group on campus and possibly the face of the earth.
Would you like to give your entire life to us? If so, please drop by the University Bible Fellowship on Sundays at 3:00pm in the Fox Room on the first floor of the Union. Or look for Dr. Jim Rabchuk; he can start programming you today.

For more information you may contact:

http://rsqubf.fortunecity.net/

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