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Date Posted: 21:23:57 04/22/03 Tue
Author: NoBody
Subject: True Champions Pt. 2

{NoBody has his Tag Team Title slung over his shoulder as he stares a hole into Springheel Jack. He climbs over the top rope and walks right up to the Intercontinental Champion, who does not back down. The two giants stare at each other for a heated moment, until NoBody cracks into a smile and takes a step back.}

NoBody: I’ve got to hand it to you, Champ. You’ve got guts. There’s not a man in that locker room who’d have the sack to stand toe to toe with me and not back down. So maybe you are the best Singles champion in the Promotion today, but as for being the most dominant champion in the company? That might have been true on Sunday, but it looks to me like I’ve got a strap of my own now. That makes me the most dominant champion in The Pheonix Promotion.

{Springheel Jack just continues to stare at NoBody}

NoBody: Relax, champ, I’m not out here for you. You just happened to be standing in my ring when my music hit. You’ve said what you needed to say, we all know you’re gonna kick the hell out of Kaz next Monday night. Now why don’t you take your title and go polish it up in the back somewhere?

{Springheel Jack stares coldly at NoBody for another moment before slapping his title once. He then turns his back on NoBody and walks proudly out of the ring and heads backstage.}

NoBody: Now last night, at Blaze, I may have done something that surprised those of you who haven’t been paying attention when I took out my partner, Phenom, after our match-

{A loud mix of cheers and boos}

NoBody: Obviously some of you just haven’t been paying attention. You see, I know what Phenom is. He’s a name, he’s a face, he’s a goddamned t-shirt. But he’s no warrior, and he’s certainly no champion. That piece of crap has used his backstage sway and the weight of his name, and nothing else, to get where he is today. He most powerful muscles are his lips, which he plants firmly on the ass of the suits backstage to keep getting pushed into the Main Event. And who does he keep using the carry him in that Main Event? Me! And I finally had enough of that crap!

{Again, a mix of cheers and boos}

NoBody: When Phenom won the World Title, who carried that match? Who kicked the hell out of The Icon and Venom for 30 minutes while Phenom waxed his chest hair and posed for pictures? Me! Who won us that tag team match against Venom and The Icon a few weeks ago? Me! And who is responsible for last night’s Tag Team Title victory over Y2K? That’s right, me! But who keeps getting the glory? Who pinned me when I was down and out? Who got the pins over Venom and The Icon and over Y2K after his partner had done all the work? Your beloved champion, Phenom. And then after all of that, he has the nerve to try to one-up me once again by extending his hand in friendship? Trying to make himself look like the peacemaker? Uh-uh! That punk got what he deserved last night, and he will again get what he deserves at Shockwave when I whoop his ass and claim what is rightfully mine, the World Championship!

{The crowd cheers}

NoBody: Speaking of Shockwave, I look at the card for that and what do I see? I see my name up there in the Main Event as the #1 Contender for the World Title. I don’t see a goddamned thing about Nightmare or PhantomLord. You two punks have come out of the woodwork, saying you want a piece of Phenom. Lemme take a guess why you two pussies decided to show up now! You both know that I’ve made Phenom weak, I’ve made him look bad, and so you figure that just like Phenom, you’ll both let me do all the work and then you’ll swoop in to claim the prize. Sorry ladies, but that just ain’t happening. Phenom is MINE! That World Title is MINE! Now if you both want Phenom so badly, you can take what’s left of him after Shockwave. But until then, anyone who tries to get to Phenom will answer to me! That’s right, Champ, I’m protecting your sorry ass. I’ve got your back now, because I plan to be the one to break it at Shockwave!

{With that, “Wait n Bleed” hits again on the PA system. NoBody raises his hands and the crowd cheers. He taps his Tag Team Title, and the crowd continues to mix cheers and boos. He steps over the ropes and heads backstage.}

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