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Date Posted: 13:57:09 12/16/02 Mon
Author: Vic Vegas and Mr. Showtime Max Fox
Subject: Seasons Beatings

Vic and Showtime are driving in Showtime's silver corvette on their way to an arena.

Vic: Looks like we're back to work.

Showtime: I'm glad, working in Japan was getting a bit annoying.

Vic: When'd you get back?

Showtime: Like a day or two ago. Masters is a whole helluva lot better to look for than Inoki that guys insane.

Vic: Yeah I told you not to go.

Showtime: I needed the money.

Vic: Strippers are expensive.

Showtime: Dude shut up.

Vic: And now all of a sudden we got World Title shots.

Showtime: Hell yeah! About time the brass recognized us for who we are.

Vic: Domn right.

Showtime: Now we sound like a Rebellion Promo.

They both laugh as they get off at the arena exit and arrive at the arena. They go through the door and are met by a producer.

Producer: Good you're here. We got two mics out there for you two go out there say your piece and exit through the left corridor.

Showtime: Look man we're professionals we know what to do

Producer: Fine you're up.

Showtime and Vic Vegas walk up to the entrance and All About the Benjamins Rock Remix ROARS over the PA system and Mr Showtime and Vic Vegas walk to the ring. THe Fans are going ballistic Shwotime grabs the mic

Showtime: Ensign Pheonix, The Excalibur World Heavyweight Champion. The Flag bearer of The Pheonix Promotion the asskisser of anyone wearing a suit and tie at Pheonix Towers, the man with the BIG Gold Belt. Seems as though you and I have a match at this seasons beatings event. The Flag bearer vs. The Most entertaing superstar in wrestling history.

Crowd Cheers

Showtime: See Ensign, I've seen you cut these boring ass promos about me giving you a valiant fight and how I will take you to the limits and believe me I appreciate the respect. You see respect is a hard thing to come by in this buisness, but you forgot one little small detail my friend. Come Seasons beatings you're gonna be looking over your shoulder for Phenom, he's got you so spooked you can't see straight. You won't be able tio concentrate on this match you have with me. And when you make a mistake BAM! I will capitalize and 1...2...3! I'll have the big gold belt and you'll be spending the holidays crying like a biotch to your girlfriend cause your precious little belt is gone, then I'll show you what a real champion is supposed to be.

Crowd Cheers

Showtime hands the mic to Vic Vegas

Vic: Seems like I got a WORLD Title match agaisnt Nightmare this Friday. You know I always knew I would say that I just never thought I'd say it this fast. Me and the living Nightmare. Let's see, I'm bigger, I'm stronger, probably faster, definetly smarter and when i hit someone it feels like a freight train. So it looks like to me that I have most of the advantages goin into this particular athletic contest. But Nightmare has the ebst advantage. To win the strap I gotta beat him he doesn't have to beat me. He;s world champion But things are gonna change after Seasons Beatings!

Crowd Cheers

Vic: After this Friday I'm gonna be the big man around here for real. I'm gonna be The Pheonix Promotion World Heavyweight Champion. The best in the buisness. Nightmare you might be good but you've never faced me before. I'm a one man wrecking crew little man, and you don't stand a chance, I'm 7'4 356 Pounds and I move like a cat. And after a hard fought match I'll be putting your belt around my waist! Sound redundant? Well my fist agauinst your skull will sopund the same way, my boot against your throat will sound the same way, and when you feel the Jacknife you won't hear anything at all! And when you wake up in the locker room and you ask someone what happened they'll tell you you lost Vic's got the belt and now you're yesterday's news. But don't worry you'll forever be remembered as the stepping stone on the way to the greatness of Vuic Vegas!

Showtime: Ensign Nightmare come Seasons Beatings it's

Crowd: SHOWTIME FOLKS!

All about The Benjamins Rock Remix ROARS over the PA as Vic and Showtime walk out of the arena

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