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Date Posted: 18:53:31 12/18/02 Wed
Author: NoBody
Subject: Do not forget...

{The backstage area is shown. Backstage reporter Janet Lee waits nervously in the interviewing area. Suddenly, a look of fear comes over her face, and NoBody steps into the scene. He stares at Janet Lee, who remains speechless.}

NoBody: Well? Well?! Aren't you going to ask me how it feels to be back? What my thoughts are on Seasons Beatings?

Janet: NoBody, um, how...uh...

NoBody: It feels pretty damn good, Janet. That's how it feels. For weeks now, I've been hitting the gym just waiting for the oppurtunity to get back into that ring and tear into some new flesh. I haven't had a sanctioned match since the Promotion shut down. Just to find a fight, I walked the streets at night, waiting for the bars to empty just so I could pick fights with the drunks. I left many a man in my wake, Janet Lee, but it didn't feel the same. These were regular people, fueled up on alcohol and bravado. These were not trained fighters, they were not warriors like I am. Like these Pheonix Promotion fighters claim to be. So you can see why I was excited for Seasons Beatings, so I could finally get into the ring with the nearest thing to competition a monster like myself can experience. Imagine my surprise when I read the card and saw that I am facing Mad Max Mercury?! Has there been some mistake? Mad Max Mercury? I mean, I'm not even in the main event! A nothing like Vic Vegas squares off against the fake champion, Nightmare. Ensign Pheonix and another loser battle it out for the Excalibur Title. 3 fools face each other for the International Title, but where am I? Facing Mad Max Mercury at the bottom of the card! Maybe Pheonix Masters and the boys in the back have forgotten who the true force is in the Pheonix Promotion, but I can tell you it ain't Nightmare and it sure as hell isn't Ensign Pheonix. No, no, the domination of the Promotion lies within me, within NoBody! And since it seems that you've all forgotten just who I am, I will remind you at Seasons Beatings when I tear Mad Max Mercury limb from limb. Then you will remember, you will all remember, that NoBody dominates the Pheonix Promotion!

{With that, NoBody stalks off, leaving a very relieved Janet Lee behind.}

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