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Re: MORONS AND JOANN ELLIS AND MATTHEW VANDERPOOL -- BRO.DAVE THOMAS?, 01:17:23 09/23/05 Fri
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Re: MORONS AND JOANN ELLIS AND MATTHEW VANDERPOOL -- BRO._DAVE, 00:06:40 12/21/06 Thu
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Re: JOANN ELLIS AND MATTHEW VANDERPOOL -- matthew_vanderpool, 06:05:24 06/28/08 Sat
>>>A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE
>>>
>>>Joseph Smith, got his new religion going by writing a
>>>book known as The Book of Mormon. The book was much
>>>too dull to make it as a novel. Mark Twain called the
>>>book "chloroform in print" so it was marketed as a
>new
>>>bible! H-E-L-L-O? Having quite a flair for publicity,
>>>Smith pretended to have translated The Book of Mormon
>>>from a pile of gold plates dug out of a glacial hill
>>>in upstate New York with the help of a resurrected
>man
>>>no less!
>>>
>>>The BOM purports to tell of lost tribes of Israelites
>>>and others floating to South America, some in giant
>>>barrels, others in a boat. Arriving in America, they
>>>all turned into Indians, (now we know why the indians
>>>had big noses) built cities, fought wars, received a
>>>visit from Jesus Christ after he couldn't make a go
>of
>>>it in Palestine, and finally killed each other off in
>>>A.D. 421. Shortly before the fatal fight a colossal
>>>battle allegedly waged at Hill Cumorah, near Palmyra,
>>>New York, a person (angel) appropriately name Moroni
>>>buried some "golden plates" for Josepth Smith, its
>>>founder, to find with his magic "seer stone!"
>>>
>>>Now the comedy begins. Joseph Smith claimed he had a
>>>magic "seer stone," a stone with which he could see
>>>inside hills and beneath the surface of the ground to
>>>inspect for buried treasurers and enchantments! The
>>>seer stone became transformed into the biblical "urim
>>>and thummin" with which he later claimed he could
>>>"translate" any language, including "reformed
>>>Egyptian," the imaginary language in which his Jewish
>>>Indians supposedly had written their history. A
>locked
>>>box held what Smith claimed to be the gold plates
>>>bearing this reformed Egyptian Chaldee Jewish
>American
>>>Indian history. Are you believing this thus far? If
>>>so, the Golden Gate Bridge is still for sale!
>>>
>>>Sitting in one-half of a room divided into two
>>>sections by means of a blanket hung from a rope,
>Smith
>>>would pretend to be translating aloud from the golden
>>>plates and would dictate The Book of Mormon to his
>>>secretary Martin Harris. Harris sat on the other side
>>>of the blanket, afraid to peek at the plates for fear
>>>he would be stricken with the plague, or the scab, or
>>>hemorrhoids, and the botch of Egypt. LOL After many
>>>days of such inventive labor, 116 pages of manuscript
>>>had been written. All of it supposedly translated by
>>>divine guidance by means of the magical seer stone!
>>>
>>>This is the foundation of the BOM (Book of Morons)
>and
>>>if you take any further time reading it in its
>>>entirety, then you are more lonely than we thought.
>>>Who in the hell in their right mind would believe
>this
>>>story? LOL!! You've got to be pretty gullible to
>>>swallow such a history! Our history of Mount Sinai
>and
>>>Moses, Noahan deluge, parting of the Red Sea, the
>>>celestial impregnation of Mary, et al, is certainly
>>>more plausable than the Book of Mormon. What a joke.
>>>There's a sucker born every minute!look at joann
>>ellis
>>>as well as matthew vanderpool. drugs for sex
>>>Brother D. Thomas, aint joann ellis a sorry excuse
>>> for a woman giving a missionary drugs for sex
>>>
>>http://p203.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm7
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Re: JOANN ELLIS AND MATTHEW VANDERPOOL -- dan (sad), 05:45:22 08/20/11 Sat
>>>>A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE
>>>>
>>>>Joseph Smith, got his new religion going by writing
>a
>>>>book known as The Book of Mormon. The book was much
>>>>too dull to make it as a novel. Mark Twain called
>the
>>>>book "chloroform in print" so it was marketed as a
>>new
>>>>bible! H-E-L-L-O? Having quite a flair for
>publicity,
>>>>Smith pretended to have translated The Book of
>Mormon
>>>>from a pile of gold plates dug out of a glacial hill
>>>>in upstate New York with the help of a resurrected
>>man
>>>>no less!
>>>>
>>>>The BOM purports to tell of lost tribes of
>Israelites
>>>>and others floating to South America, some in giant
>>>>barrels, others in a boat. Arriving in America, they
>>>>all turned into Indians, (now we know why the
>indians
>>>>had big noses) built cities, fought wars, received a
>>>>visit from Jesus Christ after he couldn't make a go
>>of
>>>>it in Palestine, and finally killed each other off
>in
>>>>A.D. 421. Shortly before the fatal fight a colossal
>>>>battle allegedly waged at Hill Cumorah, near
>Palmyra,
>>>>New York, a person (angel) appropriately name Moroni
>>>>buried some "golden plates" for Josepth Smith, its
>>>>founder, to find with his magic "seer stone!"
>>>>
>>>>Now the comedy begins. Joseph Smith claimed he had a
>>>>magic "seer stone," a stone with which he could see
>>>>inside hills and beneath the surface of the ground
>to
>>>>inspect for buried treasurers and enchantments! The
>>>>seer stone became transformed into the biblical
>"urim
>>>>and thummin" with which he later claimed he could
>>>>"translate" any language, including "reformed
>>>>Egyptian," the imaginary language in which his
>Jewish
>>>>Indians supposedly had written their history. A
>>locked
>>>>box held what Smith claimed to be the gold plates
>>>>bearing this reformed Egyptian Chaldee Jewish
>>American
>>>>Indian history. Are you believing this thus far? If
>>>>so, the Golden Gate Bridge is still for sale!
>>>>
>>>>Sitting in one-half of a room divided into two
>>>>sections by means of a blanket hung from a rope,
>>Smith
>>>>would pretend to be translating aloud from the
>golden
>>>>plates and would dictate The Book of Mormon to his
>>>>secretary Martin Harris. Harris sat on the other
>side
>>>>of the blanket, afraid to peek at the plates for
>fear
>>>>he would be stricken with the plague, or the scab,
>or
>>>>hemorrhoids, and the botch of Egypt. LOL After many
>>>>days of such inventive labor, 116 pages of
>manuscript
>>>>had been written. All of it supposedly translated by
>>>>divine guidance by means of the magical seer stone!
>>>>
>>>>This is the foundation of the BOM (Book of Morons)
>>and
>>>>if you take any further time reading it in its
>>>>entirety, then you are more lonely than we thought.
>>>>Who in the hell in their right mind would believe
>>this
>>>>story? LOL!! You've got to be pretty gullible to
>>>>swallow such a history! Our history of Mount Sinai
>>and
>>>>Moses, Noahan deluge, parting of the Red Sea, the
>>>>celestial impregnation of Mary, et al, is certainly
>>>>more plausable than the Book of Mormon. What a joke.
>>>>There's a sucker born every minute!look at joann
>>>ellis
>>>>as well as matthew vanderpool. drugs for sex
>>>>Brother D. Thomas, aint joann ellis a sorry excuse
>>>> for a woman giving a missionary drugs for sex
>>>>
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Re: MORONS AND JOANN ELLIS AND MATTHEW VANDERPOOL -- matthew vanderpool (sad), 18:21:26 03/18/11 Fri
>>>A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE
>>>
>>>Joseph Smith, got his new religion going by writing a
>>>book known as The Book of Mormon. The book was much
>>>too dull to make it as a novel. Mark Twain called the
>>>book "chloroform in print" so it was marketed as a
>new
>>>bible! H-E-L-L-O? Having quite a flair for publicity,
>>>Smith pretended to have translated The Book of Mormon
>>>from a pile of gold plates dug out of a glacial hill
>>>in upstate New York with the help of a resurrected
>man
>>>no less!
>>>
>>>The BOM purports to tell of lost tribes of Israelites
>>>and others floating to South America, some in giant
>>>barrels, others in a boat. Arriving in America, they
>>>all turned into Indians, (now we know why the indians
>>>had big noses) built cities, fought wars, received a
>>>visit from Jesus Christ after he couldn't make a go
>of
>>>it in Palestine, and finally killed each other off in
>>>A.D. 421. Shortly before the fatal fight a colossal
>>>battle allegedly waged at Hill Cumorah, near Palmyra,
>>>New York, a person (angel) appropriately name Moroni
>>>buried some "golden plates" for Josepth Smith, its
>>>founder, to find with his magic "seer stone!"
>>>
>>>Now the comedy begins. Joseph Smith claimed he had a
>>>magic "seer stone," a stone with which he could see
>>>inside hills and beneath the surface of the ground to
>>>inspect for buried treasurers and enchantments! The
>>>seer stone became transformed into the biblical "urim
>>>and thummin" with which he later claimed he could
>>>"translate" any language, including "reformed
>>>Egyptian," the imaginary language in which his Jewish
>>>Indians supposedly had written their history. A
>locked
>>>box held what Smith claimed to be the gold plates
>>>bearing this reformed Egyptian Chaldee Jewish
>American
>>>Indian history. Are you believing this thus far? If
>>>so, the Golden Gate Bridge is still for sale!
>>>
>>>Sitting in one-half of a room divided into two
>>>sections by means of a blanket hung from a rope,
>Smith
>>>would pretend to be translating aloud from the golden
>>>plates and would dictate The Book of Mormon to his
>>>secretary Martin Harris. Harris sat on the other side
>>>of the blanket, afraid to peek at the plates for fear
>>>he would be stricken with the plague, or the scab, or
>>>hemorrhoids, and the botch of Egypt. LOL After many
>>>days of such inventive labor, 116 pages of manuscript
>>>had been written. All of it supposedly translated by
>>>divine guidance by means of the magical seer stone!
>>>
>>>This is the foundation of the BOM (Book of Morons)
>and
>>>if you take any further time reading it in its
>>>entirety, then you are more lonely than we thought.
>>>Who in the hell in their right mind would believe
>this
>>>story? LOL!! You've got to be pretty gullible to
>>>swallow such a history! Our history of Mount Sinai
>and
>>>Moses, Noahan deluge, parting of the Red Sea, the
>>>celestial impregnation of Mary, et al, is certainly
>>>more plausable than the Book of Mormon. What a joke.
>>>There's a sucker born every minute!look at joann
>>ellis
>>>as well as matthew vanderpool. drugs for sex
>>>Brother D. Thomas. aint tht like a whore? well i was fucking her so she is a cheap whore
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Re: MORONS AND JOANN ELLIS AND MATTHEW VANDERPOOL -- joann (sad), 10:15:55 08/25/12 Sat
>>>>A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE
>>>>
>>>>Joseph Smith, got his new religion going by writing
>a
>>>>book known as The Book of Mormon. The book was much
>>>>too dull to make it as a novel. Mark Twain called
>the
>>>>book "chloroform in print" so it was marketed as a
>>new
>>>>bible! H-E-L-L-O? Having quite a flair for
>publicity,
>>>>Smith pretended to have translated The Book of
>Mormon
>>>>from a pile of gold plates dug out of a glacial hill
>>>>in upstate New York with the help of a resurrected
>>man
>>>>no less!
>>>>
>>>>The BOM purports to tell of lost tribes of
>Israelites
>>>>and others floating to South America, some in giant
>>>>barrels, others in a boat. Arriving in America, they
>>>>all turned into Indians, (now we know why the
>indians
>>>>had big noses) built cities, fought wars, received a
>>>>visit from Jesus Christ after he couldn't make a go
>>of
>>>>it in Palestine, and finally killed each other off
>in
>>>>A.D. 421. Shortly before the fatal fight a colossal
>>>>battle allegedly waged at Hill Cumorah, near
>Palmyra,
>>>>New York, a person (angel) appropriately name Moroni
>>>>buried some "golden plates" for Josepth Smith, its
>>>>founder, to find with his magic "seer stone!"
>>>>
>>>>Now the comedy begins. Joseph Smith claimed he had a
>>>>magic "seer stone," a stone with which he could see
>>>>inside hills and beneath the surface of the ground
>to
>>>>inspect for buried treasurers and enchantments! The
>>>>seer stone became transformed into the biblical
>"urim
>>>>and thummin" with which he later claimed he could
>>>>"translate" any language, including "reformed
>>>>Egyptian," the imaginary language in which his
>Jewish
>>>>Indians supposedly had written their history. A
>>locked
>>>>box held what Smith claimed to be the gold plates
>>>>bearing this reformed Egyptian Chaldee Jewish
>>American
>>>>Indian history. Are you believing this thus far? If
>>>>so, the Golden Gate Bridge is still for sale!
>>>>
>>>>Sitting in one-half of a room divided into two
>>>>sections by means of a blanket hung from a rope,
>>Smith
>>>>would pretend to be translating aloud from the
>golden
>>>>plates and would dictate The Book of Mormon to his
>>>>secretary Martin Harris. Harris sat on the other
>side
>>>>of the blanket, afraid to peek at the plates for
>fear
>>>>he would be stricken with the plague, or the scab,
>or
>>>>hemorrhoids, and the botch of Egypt. LOL After many
>>>>days of such inventive labor, 116 pages of
>manuscript
>>>>had been written. All of it supposedly translated by
>>>>divine guidance by means of the magical seer stone!
>>>>
>>>>This is the foundation of the BOM (Book of Morons)
>>and
>>>>if you take any further time reading it in its
>>>>entirety, then you are more lonely than we thought.
>>>>Who in the hell in their right mind would believe
>>this
>>>>story? LOL!! You've got to be pretty gullible to
>>>>swallow such a history! Our history of Mount Sinai
>>and
>>>>Moses, Noahan deluge, parting of the Red Sea, the
>>>>celestial impregnation of Mary, et al, is certainly
>>>>more plausable than the Book of Mormon. What a joke.
>>>>There's a sucker born every minute!look at joann
>>>ellis
>>>>as well as matthew vanderpool. drugs for sex
>>>>Brother D. Thomas. aint tht like a whore? well i
>was fucking her so she is a cheap whore
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Anyone else annoyed by this Ellis guy?? -- MyLadyBanshee, 20:04:33 09/29/05 Thu
If he's banned, how does he mannage to come back like that??
By the way, I did a number check on the number listed in that post by "joann ellis" and it is listed to a Darrell Ellis...what a joke!!
Banshee
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by this Ellis woman -- terri, 00:49:21 10/09/05 Sun
>If he's banned, how does he mannage to come back like
>that??
>
>By the way, I did a number check on the number listed
>in that post by "joann ellis" and it is listed to a
>joann ellis
>
>Banshee
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by this Ellis woman?? -- donna gail (sicking), 23:44:13 10/02/07 Tue
>If she's banned, how does he mannage to come back like
>that??
>
>By the way, I did a number check on the number listed
>in that post by "joann ellis" and it is listed to a
>joann Ellis...what a joke!!
>she.s a sicko
>Banshee
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Re: Anyone else annoyed by this Ellis woman??? -- banshee, 01:14:40 07/05/08 Sat
>If he's banned, how does she mannage to come back like
>that??
>
>By the way, I did a number check on the number listed
>in that post by "joann ellis" and it is listed to a
>joann. Ellis...what a joke!!
>a cheap whore byany standwards
>Banshee
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