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Date Posted: 09:04:01 08/14/06 Mon
Author: Mormon 210
Subject: Anti-Church of Jesus Christ of LDS Retreat

Just thought I would let everyone know that there is Anti-LDS retreat being held in Hades. There is a 30 pieces of silver entrance fee (there are subsitutes-please see 10 Commandments et. al.). Event Treasurer, Judas Iscariot has requested that the money be sent in small unmarked bags to his office (please don't send directly to the Mayor of Hades - Mr. Lucifer, as he will likely not know what to do with it, besides they will simply kiss and make up later).

If you currently are dissatisfied with the truth please contact the mayor immediately and he will arrange for passage (it is recommended that you dress warm). If you can't handle the truth, it is suggested that you remain in your ignorance so as to pacify your temporal vices and your ego. Such folks likely will be provided an opportunity to hear the truth and deny it, but necessary oridinances will be performed by people who are still alive.

Finally, if you think you've one upped Mormon 210 or others of his ilk, please do not post anymore comments on Voy.com.

Oh, by the way, can anyone tell me how a person who claims to follow Christ, can say that they have never heard or felt His influence? Yet such folks can also claim that Joseph Smith has never seen God and Christ?

Mormon 210

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