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Date Posted: 20:54:45 02/26/02 Tue
Author: BAD
Subject:

Joke of the day II

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went
to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under
the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the
playground. - Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent
him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the
blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow Blonde?"

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