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Date Posted: 21:17:24 03/20/02 Wed
Author: BAD
Subject:

Another one

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same
office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed
the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that
when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After
all, she never called or came back, so how was she to know?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a
little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick
workout at her spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when
she got to her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from
inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and
was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!!!
Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and
redhead mentioned leaving early again, and asked the
blonde if she was with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the
trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar,
drinking a beer and talking about the current cow prices.

Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at
her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head
no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts
up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly
runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small
of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly
back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick
manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it before."

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