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Date Posted: 21:19:13 03/20/02 Wed
Author: BAD
Subject:

You know you're a Mom when. . .

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM WHEN...

10. You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

9. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the
dishes.

8. You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start
to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your
children are at school!

7. You can never go to the bathroom alone without someone
screaming outside the door.

6. You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots
mixed with applesauce.

5. You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken
away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

4. You actually start understanding the Klingon language.

3. You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book
called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

2. You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only
to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones
you pushed up on your head?"

1. You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband,
enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you
realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his
steak!

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