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Date Posted: 20:46:06 02/05/02 Tue
Author: Ammrah, The Wild
Subject:

Joke of the day ( For all you guys out there :)

Joke of the Day

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While
there, he is sexually promiscuous and doesn't use a
condom. A week after arriving home, he finds his
sexual organ is covered with bright-green spots.
Horrified, he goes to see his doctor.

Days later the doctor calls and says, 'I've got bad news.
You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare. We know
little about it. We have to amputate your organ.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims,
'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD!'

'What can you do?' asks the man.
'My American doctor wants to amputate!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs,
'Stupid American doctors always want to operate!
Make more money that way! No need to operate!'

'Oh, thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes!' says the Chinese doctor. 'You no worry!
Wait two weeks. It'll fall off by itself!'
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