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Date Posted: 20:26:32 04/16/04 Fri
Author: BAD
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the
chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or it is against us. There
is no middle ground here.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act
of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on that chicken.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent,
hardworking American.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT
chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could
you define chicken, please?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road.
Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented
the application of these two different functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to
bring greater services to the American people.

RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the original
side of the road had been polluted by unchecked
industrialist greed.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed
the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to
cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already
forming a support group to help chickens with
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay!
Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth
in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
'other side.' That's what they call it - the other side.
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat
that chicken, you will become gay too.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken
crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has
gone before.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the
road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

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