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Date Posted: 09:53:00 02/11/03 Tue
Author: mvd
Subject: Winning wars
In reply to: Will Baker 's message, ""Thinking that one can win a war is like thinking one can win an earthquake"" on 11:40:33 02/10/03 Mon

I think that the definition of winning a war really has nothing to do with an earthquake, unless you created the earthquake with a really big bomb. We did that at Hiroshima. We blasted the shit out them, didn't we! They had it coming though, I think. They eat squid, after all, and I hear that they venerate incestuous relations. They don't stand for what we do, either, which is freedom of shopping and freedom from sacredness. Thus your ability to write a smarmy poem with a picture attached that would make even the most jaded man blanche in horror. I have the perfect solution for you. I want you to go down to the mall, buy a tee shirt with a dove on it and some catchy peaceful slogan. This will show everybody that you really care and make you safe from the people who might otherwise be inspired to investigate you for child molesting and collecting holocaust pictures.

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