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Date Posted: 22:38:00 08/13/02 Tue
Author: BAD
Subject: He or she computer

Most women claim that computers should be referred to
in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems,
but at least half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you
had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Most men, on the other hand, claim that computers should
definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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