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Date Posted: 21:18:42 08/13/02 Tue
Author: BAD
Subject: Joke of the day

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with
a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long
years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon
went to the parish priest:

"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a
mass for the creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about
your dog's death. But, unfortunately we cannot have
services for an animal in the church. However, there's a
new denomination down the road, no telling what they
believe, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. Do you think $500 is
enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick: "Why didn't you tell me the dog was
Catholic!"

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