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Date Posted: 21:15:25 04/09/02 Tue
Author: BAD
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Church Bulletin

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items
to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make
calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at
10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship
Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles
for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight
of the audience.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare
privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs
supplied our pulpit.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success.
Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who
labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual
fell upon her.

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